Sunday, May 16, 2010


Big brothers are a pain in the butt.  At least mine was.  Was.  He's grown on me a little.

Steven - today's your day!

Barring that one time you tried slicing me open with a butter knife when you were supposed to be babysitting me.  And also, to this day, I never want to be within a ten mile radius of you and a bowl of cereal - you've been an okay roomate for the first 18? 19? 20? years of life.  Who's counting?

Heck, who am I kidding.  You're loud. You're obnoxious.  You like to argue about EVERYthing.  You really are a pain in the butt.   Occasionally you say something really funny.  Sometimes you are nice.  Once in a while you are useful to have around.  You do have the most long, beautiful eyelashes for a bald guy!  I also know for a fact, if I needed help of any kind, you'd be by in a jiffy to help me.  

What's the saying?  You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family- yea, well I'm not real sure you would have made my short list - but I'm glad you did.  

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