Steven - today's your day!
Barring that one time you tried slicing me open with a butter knife when you were supposed to be babysitting me. And also, to this day, I never want to be within a ten mile radius of you and a bowl of cereal - you've been an okay roomate for the first 18? 19? 20? years of life. Who's counting?
Heck, who am I kidding. You're loud. You're obnoxious. You like to argue about EVERYthing. You really are a pain in the butt. Occasionally you say something really funny. Sometimes you are nice. Once in a while you are useful to have around. You do have the most long, beautiful eyelashes for a bald guy! I also know for a fact, if I needed help of any kind, you'd be by in a jiffy to help me.
What's the saying? You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family- yea, well I'm not real sure you would have made my short list - but I'm glad you did.
That made me laugh out loud.
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